KrangkaDelic

In fine regalia from the Panamanian tailor did the Japanese whaler feed Norman Mailer his French inhaler - while, through the bars he'd made her, Elizabeth Talyor, now wan and paler - her love grown staler; nodded to the jailer (an old school Yaler) to start the de-scaler: for through his crime of trying to blackmail her the author of 'The Naked and the Dead' had ultimately failed her.

So I get the first laughing, hanging jury then? Fuck you Matlock.

Sterilized subsidized sterling still slides. Burt Reynolds' imaginary friend Sir Willy still rides. Mary Tyler Moore still cums via masturbation while watching Prince of Tides, while the Catholic Bishops still feast openly on tithes.

duka funny man

that's a really good show

jesus man, its free! fucking hell!!!

now it is winter in our disco - tent. aka equals schnarf attack!!!

Nuns are just collections of ants with erections. Pass it on.

Now it's time for me to introduce you to concepts previously thought of as strange, if thought of at all - and now with my casual air, and undeniable authorial stance I will begin this socialization.

Of all the situations to be in: this one.

Classic Ron.

Not only has it been proven that striving for your family's not worth it, but top scientists now also think that it makes you look like an idiot to boot.

I'd wager my pager that John Major'd save her; but gambling's a sin, and Nirvana on SNL's about to begin.

AND he was a jew

Relax your back passages for this dick joke catchphrase - I'm sliding it in now, oh there we go. Feels good, huh?

We don't have to take our clothes off, to have a good time.

Fie on't fie; 'tis an un-weeded garden, dude - weed was WAY illegal back then, turned everyone to brooding, and mommy-murder.

noice

psst hey, this is a great place 4 plagerism yo - just lift some jokers catchphrase, and use it for yourself, i do it DAILY. the suckers running (ruining?!?! hehe) the boards here are too busy licking joe rogans toadstools to even notice. and they cant even spell plagerism. (hehe) lets get em

They call me The Weaver 'cos I've been spinning women like linen from like way back in the beginning. No relation to Sigourney, guys, sorry.

Egregious Regis - he Philbin with monkey seed, and a little bit of monkey do

All those words mean other things now.

We 'jostle' for position, we 'scramble' up the pole, we jall hout kramms mak a donna krone; hik vall, hik samm, hik troll

'Swish!' goes the net! 'Swoon!' go the girls! There goes that Aukerman, fellows - they say his taint's awash with pearls.

Poppa Smurf he pop a wheelie, Poppa Doc he pop a boner, Pop'll nerf until Pop bleedie, but Pop oft pines to be a loner.