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KrangkaDelic

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  1. Hey Gwen Stefani - y'all gonna gobb a sum ma ballz
  2. Moses invests? What happened to that lovely sweater Aaron gave him last Christmas? Oh wait.
  3. I got seaweed and shakras ... and I'm all out of shakras; seaweed.
  4. When i wore a younger man's clothes they kicked me out of Baby Gap
  5. Jesus saves, Moses invests, Buddha talks absolute nonsense about seaweed, small profit & spiritual massage
  6. youtube search Camera by david cronenberg - its great. catchphrase.
  7. "I like Bob Dylan.", said the white man.
  8. KrangkaDelic

    RIP KMFDM

    always the good ones that have to die
  9. I guess thats why they call it Terminal 2, eh? we smiled, she lifted her sweater off the harsh plastic seat and draped it around her hyper space poop
  10. Fergus Gas Pant; his name delivers: his butthole explodes in splendiferous shiver.
  11. Condensed against both gorge and fence their teen-aged tents, while free from rent, preserved no sense of context.
  12. my city's built on mid-90s' Belgian trance; as such a culture of pseudo friendship permeates the promenades
  13. his heart turns eternally in the forge of the blues - the forge of the Chicago blues; baby
  14. hey, girdle: you sound like a GIRL
  15. Someone should have a talk with them bases parents, on account of them being so loaded, and all.
  16. If you can't beat 'em, redraft the legislation prohibiting abuse and rectify it to phase instep with Violences' predilection.
  17. Neville's got them petrodollaz, kid.
  18. Invigorating marmalade, perforating lemonade, round the corner exquisite 92% chocolate is hand crafted, yet ignored by the main stream chocolate industry - a coincidence? Bollocks.
  19. And on that note...a slur
  20. I've been to Khartoum in June, within a Moomins' tomb and yet did not perspire; I've seen Brigadoon in Molemans' room and when he started to croon I still did not retire. I'm keen too to not perfume an odious tune with my back bassoon until prompted by Maguire But with his approval, I'll start to shoovel my butt air out my ass - akin to a back fire.
  21. Haddaway: you have been searching the nine realms for the answer to that most 90's of questions...care to share your findings with the committee?
  22. Polonius is hiding behind the curtain because of his massive cock.
  23. Forgo the forsaken: for they are too square, foresee the misfortunes that befall those who care, avoid the betrothal of both Truth and Dare; and you might want to look into trimming back that pubic, nose and ear hair.
  24. Hoop dreams! I'm daydreamin' all 'bout them three pointers!
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