KrangkaDelic

There once was a wrestler who shunned the jalapena. And that wrestlers' name was John Cena

Brendan Rodgers keeps pointing out that his sides are always stronger in the second half of the season than in the first.

Smoke up all that Scrimshaw, else there'll be nought save disenchantment for Bojamp Crumpydude

tragic shit bro!

Quality creeping disqualifies Kuato, AGAIN?!?!?!

Three pubes, two pews - one pool of evidence that the next hour and a half will be steeped in themes of guilt and self loathing.

kroll with da funches

obligatory second posting

Klute-erections are not covered by this policy.

I've tasted tip top, but tipped a taste to top me literally? Mom...get off my case.

theyre goupy and green, they rhyme with lean. will they ever be whack? fat chanceth.

Kale is an adequate replacement for cabbage, wrestler named The Macho Man Randy Savage

but u said it in a fun way

pedal...check. metal...check. force applied on pedal from above in order to render a collision between it and metal inevitable...oh snap! Ive no feet

EENIE MEANIE?

Hive beard cough smatchphrase prismallocation megore, put piss breaks ye discuit

you are the king of this method shakey! metha-misattribution

Copious advice to the contrary only steelied Dan in his Holy quest to saw off that annoying models' right leg.

bro jam bro jamp

'Meta' just means 'after'; it rarely implies 'funny'. 'Meta'-physics means Aristotle's section of work 'after' his treatment on physics. 'Metha', on the other hand is pure comedy gold.

Gonna die with Thors' mighty hammer in my hand, Lord! Lord! Gonna die with that hammer in my hand.....

The proof is in the pudding you say, Matlock?....well I hope you don't ruin your colonial-white suit while you're extracting this aforementioned and clandestinely baked proof. I'll allow this. Please continue.

wtf!

shhhhh, just whisper numbers that remind chew about chewer bank number, and i'll do the rest amigo

i'd like to complain about the location of this complaint department - is this thing even on?!?!