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KrangkaDelic

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  1. Have I told you lately that I love telling people how much I hate you through song?
  2. Smells like a bad loo-tenant made your house their port of call.
  3. Ideas are Natures' sex crime
  4. Trout are stout; narwhal tall - a sea snakes length is irrelevant ... but the biggest guy of all? Gotta be Andy, that guys like huge.
  5. I got my hooks, and my broetry to protect me: I am a rock fan; I live on Long Island.
  6. The forest moon of Endors' premium ewok companion provider invites you to share a night to remember in the canopy of your wildest dreams. Cash only.
  7. this be More- GuNz Freeman, so you know i ain't your slave... best be shuttin' up Miss Daisy, or i be puttin' daisies on your grave
  8. Prenate-Dogg! get those Deep-Breathing Regulators of yours to mount up, that third trimester - she's a comin'!
  9. Where do you go when the music stops, Lupinski?
  10. Weird, Gilly: let's jet to the hotel bar, give Zigg some space and oh hey Ziggy, the cocaine is over there in that hand crusher if you need it....
  11. Fat Albert, we now know, ate to forget...
  12. Now coach got us 3 more quarter-backs, the team's really got a spinespinespinespinespine!
  13. Howard Stern maybe a hero, but Howard CERN is just a great big ZERO.
  14. Get thee to a funnery.
  15. When you stare into the Voids' crotch it stares right back - with its pubic eye
  16. "Who framed Roger Rabbits' face so starkly against the backdrop of a dystopian Hollywood?" "Long dead Koreans, my son - long dead Koreans."
  17. My gay composer name is Burt Back-Rack. Yours is Claude Ew! Pussy. Evac is at 0700, synch watches on my mark.
  18. All I want is to breathe...I'm too thin....understandable statements for one born under Funches
  19. <sung> Mister Christian you know that Bligh has come...and you know how Bligh he spoils the fun for you....and your crew....oh it's true....dandandandandandandannnnnn.....MUTINEERS.....WHAT'S YOUR PRICE FOR FLIGHT? AND THE BETRAYAL OF CAPTAIN BLIGH....THERE'LL BE NO REST TONIGHT.....
  20. Pier tears, m'dears, appear when a Fear-Deers' ear rears its' sheer veneer 6 feet clear so as to hear-peer inside the queer steers' interior.
  21. Dear teacher - Nelson Mandela's gay, signed: the Class of '86. PS - Clarkson stole your teaching manual!!!!
  22. Rub on Athena's titties: yeah, that's right, rub on Athena's titties.
  23. Stank-Ant bring that hive mind to pheromones
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