KrangkaDelic

on here, most likely

My name's MacGyver, I'm 5 years old and I live in your face. And I'm an alcoholic.

My glad gland's grand, my gland glans swell; summon Gladgrimes' gladstone...summon it straight from Hell. PS = I win.

I'll never forget the advice Kool Keith gave me in La Brea all those years ago, because I'm insane.

Colombia Tristar has you surrounded - surround sounded that is. That is that it(you) is(are) surrounded by sound. The Colombia Tristar way.

its a gift barny!

This lightly embossed Dorian cataphract stands before you today a sad, lightly embossed Dorian cataphract

Meritocracies are fantasies. Exalted birth confounds this earth. Now will you go out with me?

As the show opens we're all hiding behind the coach, laughing; except you're not there, and you're not there. And no one's laughing.

a hammock is an air bath that slowly drives you insane - mark twain

"I got 2 tablets, so call me Moses. I like freeing my people. And guns. And roses."

My gift to you all is a boner that can bend light. And tube socks.

Don't make me have to suspender my disbelbriefs, Fictional Prostitute.

I got to somehow monetise this catchphrase structure, so then you could call me "wealthy"/ I could then interact with Tom Cruise socially, and fuck Eudora Welty

Save it, save save it, save it like a Joint Photographic Experts Group.

she likes corgi orgys, and once had prince charles fall out of her.

i hate the queen of england

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest - big whoop, 3 of them just flew up that gerbils' butt-hatch and where's their movie?

You buyin' or leasin', Liam Neeson?

binawile

Creepy? His resume read like Tobins' Spirit Guide!

Watcha' greasin', Jackie Gleason?

Talk about dripping the midnight fangdango! Now I've turned a whiter shade of pale! Procol Harum! Dracula!

End of the line, x,y coordinates!