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KrangkaDelic

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  1. I want to know what love is; I want you to show me with your butt.
  2. In wild Gray Wolf packs, acts of communicating oneselves dominance have been observed to include; eating before less dominant pack members, exiting/entering the den first, travelling/hunting in front of the pack and communicating what behavior is undesired by subordinates with eye contact, body language and biting/mouthing.
  3. Live a Little, or Die Trying 2 - the Legend of Curlys' Woopy Poopy Uberspooky, Curt, Forelorn, Ripped and Kooky, Microchipped while Tuttifrutti, Prince of Tides, Call of Duty, Murphy Brown she wore a Suity, and 2 lines in would need to Doody.
  4. KrangkaDelic

    Kristen Schaal #219

    you schaal not be mean or snipy to this budding treasure
  5. Minotaur be like allup in your butt
  6. The Blue Danube? We're not working there, are we - Bill Cosby?
  7. All hands on Deck: he failed the Deputy Chief exam again, and could do with some physical reassurance from his friends.
  8. the muscle that regulates laughter is now in my mouth
  9. petulant oink-bot revels favours return by marking time with impending Gregory - ask nicely!
  10. KrangkaDelic

    no bueno

    no bueno
  11. My name is Shitbag, and I'd like to talk to you about your future.
  12. Run this way! Run this way!
  13. Michael "Moore Pizza please", this guy.
  14. Minnesota Fats was allergic to cats, whereas "Fast Eddie" Felson could quite easily pet them.
  15. off mic, off base, off ramp - you'd best believe i'm on your case
  16. KrangkaDelic

    I hate Mondays

    I hate Mondays
  17. nice moves, Slick - but mark you this: "bop bop bop bop bop bop paro"
  18. Pensacola Pac-man and Wisconsin Suicidal picked a flight to Santa Cruz to go see Billy Idol.
  19. The rent that the Miami Sound Machine has paid you since '86 has saved this family more than once, Jodie . . . they deserve more than an emogee eviction notice.
  20. Go, go gadget pancreatic tumour; go - and vow never to return
  21. I've heard of the Borscht Belt, but a belt made from actual Borschts? Life is hard enough as it is.
  22. Bernardo (the O) O' Higgins' Powdered Rectal Unction is to poopoo what a rifle fire retort is to "shoo shoo"
  23. Whacktice makes splurgefect
  24. Kinship groups are cool
  25. In Texas calling someone a "cool uncle" is a verbal shorthand - alluding to sexual criminality
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