there was a Nantucket from man who mistook the way that things ran: when thence in a muddle he'd jump in a puddle and suck on his thumb like twas spam

[there was a Nantucket from man who mistook the way that things ran: when thence in a muddle he'd jump in a puddle and suck on his thumb like twas spam]

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['The cleverest remedy for tenuous memory is strenuous revelry,' said Emily to Beverly]

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[Optimistically a risque flea on Themistocles' wrinkled wrist sneezed - the freed breeze did indeed lead he who leaps to dream of leaping without cease]

Optimistically a risque flea on Themistocles wrinkled wrist sneezed - the freed breeze did indeed lead he who leaps to dream of leaping without cease

[Bellamy's melodies are felonious miscellanies!]

they only succeed in telling me that he's not a mellow fellow, Chief.

[i will sit right down: waiting for the gift of sound revision]

oh, thanks

[Bob Marley robs harleys while Pete Tosh beats off]

mon

[sentences are our friends, no? remember all they've done for us? why turn your]

they're important right? like not the be all and end all of life itself, but they help us through life i think. full queen's english fuck that shit, i an i nah bow t'Chancery shitstem them, and yet comprehensible framing is the cornerstone of communication, no? without such man made analogous structures even the well run web site youre shit posting onto wouldn't function.

 

but hey i get it - why bother - gotcha.

 

 

#Gotcha

[more frightening than lightening, more gun-grrr than thunder, more epic fail than septic hail uhh its Comedy Bang! Bang! The Podcast.]

#Gun-Grrr

[the breaches in Screech's peaches teach us creatures that we've reached peak breeches.]

stop!!! or my mom will inform the moderators.

[Shortround, Shortround: you know him got that dollah-dollah, him pick that yankie pigdog's pocket - listen to him: 'hollah! hollah!']

OlO

[Glide your shaft down m'windpipe, Sir?]

not today Higgins. not today.

[they gr8ful 8's when i'm done done wivim]

ka

 

boom

[post original]

its just the way it is

[words fucking fail me]

yet again

[scorn the Gorn's morn-horn Soren, or forelornly warm forms of dorm-porn be born]

and that would just suck

[commiserations on Operation: Joculation's capitulation, matron]

PLEASE stay tuned to this station!

['you are a talentless twat, mister rat.' said Pat as he sat on a mat by a cat]

oh Chancellor!

[on mine id like to spend a tiny bit more time as but for you? ahh cry not if it dont rhyme - just type whatever shit comes to mind!]

farspackle numpty rivulets of sardonic marmalade fruit poopers trush shooters.

[when in Jamaica i shake my cloaca for Ashley Shaeffer but when in Aruba I just play the tuba to cougars in scubas with Grand Puba & Cuba Gooding Jnr.]

when in Jamaica i shake my cloaca with Ashley Shaeffer but when in Aruba I just play the tuba to cougars in scubas with Grand Puba & Cuba Gooding Jnr.

[realizing their dreams with incest the redemptorist in the red dress redirects dregs in a tempest]

:

[but his clinging wife doesnt understand he wants to be a lazy fat wanker.]

lazy

 

fat

 

wanker

 

 

wanker

 

wanker

[lunar eclipse be all like: 'this catchphrase']

and its kind of a joke fellaz!

 

 

fellahz>????

 

btw fellahz follow me on beebo'n'friendster, i write extended blog posts on life, and a lot on trump! i hate that guy!!! i also draw poems and bake philosophy and misread history concurrently with my synched in mobile device. - donate money to me via envelope in hand somewhere below La Tagua, above Campano. i will be the man under the tree.

 

bye guyz!

[Metathesis adjacent, a master and a patient met fastened to the pavement lest disaster entertain us]

liIiI

[mama told me there'd be eps like this. good looking out ma.]

u c

[Briar beware: Rapunzel hair]

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