Dale Cooper Black
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Unless you've been living under a rock for the past 30 years, you're probably not a Fraggle
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You can send the search party home, I found my Soupy Sales coloring book
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Looks like those clowns in Denzel Washington have done it again
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Everyone gave me a dirty look when I pointed out that the cost of the solid chocolate bunnies was comparable to the hollow cost
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How come we never hear about all the crazy cat gentlemen?
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In Soviet Russia, catchphrases suck at writing me
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They're doing a reboot of "Hope and Faith" where Kelly Ripa's character loses her eyesight. It's called "Visually Impaired Faith"
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Alone in the elevator, with the doors starting to close, I eased out a long, stinky fart when I suddenly heard my boss shout, "Hold that elevator!"
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Any double-arm amputees in the crowd tonight? Guess not
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The sooner you get off your fat ass and clean the bathroom, the sooner you'll be able to move on from the terrible tragedy that happened in there
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My thoughts and prayers are with the victims of this tragedy. My enormous pale ass, however, is safely at home
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The meds must be kicking in, because I don't understand thevoblex anymore
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Sorry folks, no catchphrase this week. Y'all need to STEP UP YO' GAME.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I just flew in from Afghanistan, and boy is my arm tired
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After this surgical procedure, everyone will call your aunt Harriett "Harry." Technically they already do, but now it'll be H-A-R-R-Y
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If you liked InfoWars.com, wait'll you see NymphoWars.com
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Back in my day, we had a thing called common decency. I didn't pay it any mind back then, either
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Back in my day, when hundreds of people were lined up outside an Apple Store, it's because they wanted to buy some apples
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I think Chris Cornell was actually killed by the Corn-Whackers. It's a corn-spiracy
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