Dale Cooper Black
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Somebody left an outdated video game system on my doorstep. Free Wii Herman strikes again!
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If a maintenance worker is holding a door open while he fixes it, should you say "thank you" when you pass through?
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"I'm sorry but the doctor cannot see you today," said the receptionist to the invisible man
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Give a man a hotdog and he'll eat for a day; teach a man to hotdog and he'll be a freestyle skier for life
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Unable to pick up on subtle cues from the audience, Horace continued with his "Horse Lives Matter" routine
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Nobody could've guessed we'd end up with such a huge surplus of fresh pasta, except maybe the driver of that fresh pasta truck we robbed by mistake
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Despite my best efforts, I can't find the story of Jack and the Beanstalk anywhere in this bible
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Our Mortal Kombat cosplay group has a Sub-Zero tolerance policy
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Back in my day, a milkman was literally made of milk
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Back in my day, "bitcoin" was what you found inside a piece of birthday cake
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Why can't throat lozenges ever be salty instead of sweet?
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In Japan, you can only refer to a person as "honey" if they are actually made of honey
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Stefan Brogren portrayed Archibald 'Snake' Simpson on over 400 episodes of DeGrassi. What have you accomplished, asshole?
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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It was only after listening to Jeff Foxworthy's classic You Might be a Serial Killer routine that Andrei Chikatilo realized what a monster he'd become
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It's ironic that they call you "the waiter" yet I'm the one who's been waiting 25 minutes for my gazpacho
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Fun fact: Filming the waterslide scene in The Goonies was so exciting, Corey Feldman almost blew Chunk
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Here's something to think about: clarinet lessons
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This walk on the beach is like my favorite actor on Cheers: shelly, long
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Two and a Half Men plus Cop and a Half equals my unsold pilot script
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