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Topics posted by Dale Cooper Black
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The glaucoma rate in this town is off the charts
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Despite what you may have read on the internet, Albert Einstein never actually uttered the phrase "what's up, hotdog"
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Back in my day, a "down load" was when a man shot little feathers out of his urethra
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Yes, we have a brick-and-mortar Google store in my town. It's called the library
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If you need somebody to do small repairs around the house, just look in the mirror and say "handyman" five times
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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George Harrison is dead, but his Hitler moustache will live on forever
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Don't worry, the Auckland Clinical Anatomy Team has your back! Everything else was sent to the Miami Anatomical Research Center
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Lord of the Rings? More like Lord of the Wigs, amirite? What I'm saying is, there's a lot of wigs in that movie
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The inventor of Tater Tots made a fortune on "small potatoes," so quit saying it like it's a bad thing
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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It was only after listening to Jeff Foxworthy's classic You Might be a Serial Killer routine that Andrei Chikatilo realized what a monster he'd become
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Our Mortal Kombat cosplay group has a Sub-Zero tolerance policy
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They came from the east, they came from the west, they came on my back and made a rorschach test
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You can't please everyone, but you can sure try
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Most people call it Down syndrome, but I call it "Up" syndrome! Because I'm retarded
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I make inaccurate generalizations about the color of roses, and violets aren't technically blue
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You say potato, I say the moon. Seriously, it's the goddamn moon. How do you think it got up in the sky like that? Oh wait, maybe it is a potato
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Remember that episode of MASH where Hawkeye realizes that the chicken was actually a baby? A similar thing happened to me at lunch
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When God made you, he pooped out something really special
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If I had a dime for every illegitimate child I've sired, I'd have dimes all over town, plus one dime doing 15 to life in Louisiana State Penitentiary
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Yew-taw? All this time I've been saying ooh-taw
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Ever notice that "no tips" spelled backwards is "spit on"?
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I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover, I'm a sinner. I'm also the reigning Yahtzee champ at the Boise Senior Center but it didn't fit into the song
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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