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Posts posted by Dale Cooper Black
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I'd like my money back for this box of cereal please. I thought it said "Brain Flakes"
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My wife's cooking is so bad, I have to hire prostitutes
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Updated for the new generation
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Million Dollar Baby Geniuses was ROBBED
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Pattycake, pattycake, baker's man, dig me a grave as fast as you can
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And the only ice cream available down here is rum raisin
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Get with the times
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Breaking ALL the rules
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If a maintenance worker is holding a door open while he fixes it, should you say "thank you" when you pass through?
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The amount of poverty and suffering required for the emergence of a Rockefeller, and the amount of depravity that the accumulation of a fortune of such magnitude entails, are left out of the picture, and it is not always possible to make the people in general see this.
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Nobody could have seen that coming
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Unable to pick up on subtle cues from the audience, Horace continued with his "Horse Lives Matter" routine
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Nobody could've guessed we'd end up with such a huge surplus of fresh pasta, except maybe the driver of that fresh pasta truck we robbed by mistake
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For my finishing move, I always sing "Pium, Paum." It's a Finnish hymn
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If you can see past my shabby clothing, incoherent speech and garbage bag shoes, you'll see that inside I'm really just a random weirdo
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So sayeth the lord