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Posts posted by Dale Cooper Black
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Edited because Jim Henson has been dead for 25 years
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Besides John Denver, I mean
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He sits down and says to the bartender, "You wouldn't believe the week I had. First, I lost my job. Then, my wife left me for another man. Finally, my dear old mother died in a horrible house fire." The bartender goes directly over to the man, places a hand on his shoulder and says, "I'm sorry for your loss, buddy, but you're gonna have to leave. You're bringin' everybody down in here!"
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The only thing I'm guilty of is caring too much. And 36 counts of public nudity.
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But make sure they're securely fastened; I don't want to find any googly eyes in my hamburger
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They had that kind of relationship
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Boom goes the dynamite
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That was a tough nut to crack
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My wife is pregnant and I gotta admit, I'm hoping for somebody who self-identifies as a boy
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Ever notice that "no tips" spelled backwards is "spit on"?
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The constant, unanimous negativity was the greatest scandal in all of horsedom
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Either way, it's illegal in Cleveland
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There's no "we" in "team" either, coach
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Needs to clean it up before he bones McCoy
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Drop this one on Aug 15
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The window blind industry is 100% committed to ending drape culture
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Can you spot it?
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Why? Because fuck your 2-for-1 Pizza Factory coupon, that's why
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