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Posts posted by Dale Cooper Black
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A realtor, a hippie and a dog walked into a bar. I must be in Vancouver
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Or maybe Rescue Me.
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I'm drinking yesterday's coffee and eating tomorrow's lunch; take THAT, space-time continuum!
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Tackling the hot topics
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I identify as male but, thanks to McDonald's, my breasts have a different idea
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I lied and said "no" when my date asked me if I had GPS, but it turned out she wasn't talking about Geriatric Penis Syndrome
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Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more flatulence you will experience
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John Denver, JFK Jr. and the Cuban National Fencing Team walked into a bar. Wait, did I say walked into a bar? I meant crashed into the ocean
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When Khonsu closes a door, he also closes a window; question not the wisdom of Khonsu, mortal!
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Or something like that
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There ain't no sanity clause.
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Mah WIFE
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"Ensure pressure inside the chamber is raised to sea pressure before opening." Oh sorry, that was a hatch phrase suggestion
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We would all be hitchez bitchez
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We're making more appearances this tour than Cupcake Carl in an office bathroom
It's great to be in Vancouver, where sex shops outnumber bookstores by a 3 to 1 margin... which is to say there are 3 sex shops and 1 bookstore
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It's great to be in Vancouver, where sex shops outnumber bookstores by a 3 to 1 margin... which is to say there are 3 sex shops and 1 bookstore