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Posts posted by Dale Cooper Black
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Yes, I had my scrotum pierced, and no, it wasn't on purpose
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You're pronouncing it wrong, dummy! My gold pants are LAMÉ
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What a coincidence! Goats Rider is my favorite superhero, too
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There's no "eff you" in team
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Wiggle it like grandma taught you
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With all due respect Reverend, I'm a little less concerned about Pontius Pilate than I am about our unconscious pilot
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Spankings are the lowest of the low fives
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The dogs may dog you and the hounds hound you, but the cats will never cat you; thus is the promise of the cats
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Why doesn't anyone believe in Mr. Mark Ruffal-upagus?
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Palantine's day is just around the corner
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Why did you title your book "Computers For Seniors For Dummies" when "Computers for Dumb Seniors" would have sufficed?
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I am reminded of something John Denver once said: "Ahhhhhhhhhh, my plane is crashing, help!"
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Here at the Sex Education Hotline, we promise to answer all of your fucking questions
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There's nothing new under the sun, but OVER the sun? Man, you should see all the crazy new shit they got up there
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God help me, I can't stay away from this place.
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Adios amoebas!
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We shaved grandma's pubes for this?
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My parents went to Paris for the holidays and all I got was this lousy funeral
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Don't forget to TiVo tonight's episode of NCIS: Lost Sandwiches
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Preston Sturges, shurely?
There's a lot to be said for making people laugh. Did you know that that's all some people have?
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When the moon is full, we tie grandpa up in the basement because he's a werewolf. On other nights, we just do it for laughs
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Gotta represent the home team
Please, call me Adolf. "Mr. Hitler" was my father's name
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Please, call me Adolf. "Mr. Hitler" was my father's name