Dale Cooper Black
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Who could ever come between Gary Oldman and Gary Numan? Why, only Gary Humpman, of course.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If you wake up and find a horse's head in your bed, check to see if it's still attached to the horse. If it is, hooray! You have a new snuggle buddy.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The doctors replaced my hands with ping pong paddles. I'm living the dream!
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Amidst the mists and fiercest frosts with barest wrists & stoutest boasts, he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he gets the jokes.
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I've been practicing safe sex for years; I think I'm finally ready to do it for real.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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By the power vested in me as Mayor of Earwolf, I do hereby declare this day to be Tango and Cash day.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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It's come to my attention that the shit sandwich I gave you was supposed to be metaphorical.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Maybe you should spend a little less money on STAR-gate, and a little more money on COL-gate.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I hate to be a downer, but... I'm a Benzodiazepine.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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These foolish games are tearing me apart. Did I say foolish games? I meant wild hyenas. My bad.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I'd be happy to take you to Funkytown, if such a township existed.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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They got to you, man. They GOT to you. Anyway, here's your twisty bread.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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After the signage was finished and numerous ads were placed, the proprietor of Jean's Legumes suddenly thought of a better name for the business.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Sally Struthers and Tina Yothers briefly dated the Smothers Brothers.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Breast-feeding? More like BEST feeding, am I right, moms?
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A dingo ate my baby and all I got was this lousy catchphrase.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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