Dale Cooper Black
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"We're all gonna die," I screamed on a crowded subway. A tense moment followed, but we all had a good laugh when I said the next part: "Someday!"
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OK everyone, you can take your stupid comments out of your pockets now!
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Why go to all the trouble of thinking up clever bon mots when a simple "fuck you" will suffice?
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I've heard of a smart ass, but a smart PHONE? What will those clowns in Silicon Valley dream up next?
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Remember, people... Violence never solved anything! Except for that li'l ol' Hitler situation a while back.
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Oh, you want me to give up my bus seat to make room for your baby stroller? Why should I be punished for your poor judgment?
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OK, but what I want to know is: who watches the people who watch the watchmen?
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Put your hands together for the new president of the United States... Mr. John Byner!
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So it turns out that "Enter the Dragon" is NOT dragon porn after all.
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"Is this choir for hire?" inquired the friar. "I desire to squire them under the spire."
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Angela Bower took a shower in the tower, while Tony Micelli ate vermicelli in the deli.
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See? I told you she was selling seashells by the seashore without a seashell vending permit!
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Sea Monkey see Sea Monkey, Sea Monkey do Sea Monkey.
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Tow boat, tow boat, tow boat. What's so hard about that?
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How do you do everybody? One at a time, I suppose.
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I only caught a glimpse of those limp chimps in their pimped out blimps.
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Hey, money doesn't grow on trees! Unless you're listening to this podcast 10,000 years from now, in which case it might.
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I have it on good authority that Cecil the lion was actually somewhat of an asshole.
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If you come at the king, you best not miss. If you come ON the king, hand him a kleenex at least, sheesh!
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I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do isn't very interesting.
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