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Posts posted by Dale Cooper Black
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The Great Catchphrase Drought of 2015 continues
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Check out my Spinal Tap tribute band, Lumbar Puncture
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They'll have to pry it from my cold, dead Hans and Franz
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Once again I'd like to apologize to everybody about last week's "hump day" incident, especially the cleaning staff
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Serve it at 6 degrees above room temperature
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Global Tele?
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Or God Loves Bacon Lettuce and Tomato?
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On Christmas morning in 1995, I got a 12-inch Woody... and I'm not talking about the doll from Toy Story
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Only 17 more sleeps until best of 2015!
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Murder, She Farted
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There's a lot of armchair Nickelbacks out there
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If you need to figure out whether or not someone is a Gypsy, perform a "you might be a Gypsy if..." comedy routine for them and observe their reaction
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That'll do, Tig. That'll do.
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Strap on your adult diaper, it's time to start the "Real Rob" marathon
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You keep saying "they can't all be gems," but that sounds odd coming from a dealer of rare gems
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Traffic was very heavy today, so I switched my car to airplane mode
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You scratch my Vic Tayback, and I'll scratch yours
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Is Sasquatch breaking into your house and eating all your Wild Berry Skittles? Find out at 11
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And then a few days later he's all like, surprise, bitchez. #classicjesus
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Go Go Gadget Fleshlight!
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Sadly, in 1928 there were no whistleblower laws to protect Steamboat Willie
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Only 20 more rotations until Life Day!
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As a certified meterologist, I can assure you that in my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine
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A sword swallower is dead after colliding with a bus carrying a group of circus sideshow performers, in what can only be described as a random mishap
in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A sword swallower is dead after colliding with a bus carrying a group of circus sideshow performers, in what can only be described as a random mishap