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Posts posted by Dale Cooper Black
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Yeah, I said it.
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Ya Sheened it
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Technology, amirite?
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No, no, no... That's PIMP Francis
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If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck. If it smells like fish, it's probably your uncle Percy
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I am deeply offended when you refer to me as "butterface." Please use the vegan-friendly term "margarine face" instead
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I can't believe I got more face time in the "making of" documentary than I did in the actual series!
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Contrary to popular belief, life rarely gives out lemons; can anybody tell me how to make lemonade out of a kick to the balls?
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Whew, building this wall between the US and Mexico has made me hot and thirsty. Hey, Kool Aid!
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I'm sorry I had to literally shit all over your parade. Sincerely, Underdog
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Waitaminute, is he singing COMMITTEE Bang Bang?!
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Get a move on, Billy -- those bull testicles aren't going to shave themselves
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You'll be relieved to know that this horsemeat is 100% organic
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What's up, shot dog (Old Yeller)?
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There may be snow on the rooftop, but there are dildoes in the back door
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Had I known this was a USED moustache comb, madam, I would never have agreed to your terms!
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A devastating tragedy struck Rio de Janeiro today, when beloved anthropomorphic race car Herbie went, quote, "bananas" during the Brazil Grand Primeo
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i like to envision marc maron kissing marc maron via spaghetti - 'lady and the tramp' style
Or perhaps he could share a demure peck with Lorne Michaels -- thus sealing the end of a longstanding grudge.
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Naw, I take that back -- If anything, I get TOO MUCH respect
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And how do they deal with "crusty fur"?
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A clockwork orange is the new black stallion
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I tried to catch the thief who's been stealing my family's ties, but he Michael J. Outfoxed me
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Shits: I often take them, but rarely give them
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With a name like Steve Guttenberg, you'd think he'd have at least one goddamned bible
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With a name like Steve Guttenberg, you'd think he'd have at least one goddamned bible