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Posts posted by Dale Cooper Black
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It's come to my attention that the shit sandwich I gave you was supposed to be metaphorical.
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Why does Garfield hate Mondays so much? It's not like he has a job or anything.
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Ixnay on the eewaythray!
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Maybe you should spend a little less money on STAR-gate, and a little more money on COL-gate.
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I hate to be a downer, but... I'm a Benzodiazepine.
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Peen it like you mean it.
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These foolish games are tearing me apart. Did I say foolish games? I meant wild hyenas. My bad.
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I'd be happy to take you to Funkytown, if such a township existed.
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They got to you, man. They GOT to you. Anyway, here's your twisty bread.
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Sally Struthers and Tina Yothers briefly dated the Smothers Brothers.
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Breast-feeding? More like BEST feeding, am I right, moms?
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Don't cry, it's only a funeral.
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We are all Draculas now.
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A dingo ate my baby and all I got was this lousy catchphrase.
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In Mother Russia, corn flakes piss on YOU.
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If you're not using real rhinestones, you're just a WannaBeDazzler!
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After the signage was finished and numerous ads were placed, the proprietor of Jean's Legumes suddenly thought of a better name for the business.
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Buttercake, buttercake, buttercake, buttercake. You know, you're right--when you say it really fast, it does sound like a horse galloping.
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I'm not going to ask you again: Where the fuck is Waldo?
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Yes, we do have several children working in our asbestos mine, but don't go worrying your pretty little head over it.
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Officer Stan Downe eventually had to quit the force due to some unfortunate miscommunications.
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Objection, Your Honor! My client's attorney is an ALLEGED drunken asshole.
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Ironically, it turns out that I do need your pity after all.
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Just call me the ThighMaster of Ceremonies.
By the power vested in me as Mayor of Earwolf, I do hereby declare this day to be Tango and Cash day.
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By the power vested in me as Mayor of Earwolf, I do hereby declare this day to be Tango and Cash day.