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Posts posted by Dale Cooper Black
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OK, but what I want to know is: who watches the people who watch the watchmen?
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Put your hands together for the new president of the United States... Mr. John Byner!
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So it turns out that "Enter the Dragon" is NOT dragon porn after all.
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"Is this choir for hire?" inquired the friar. "I desire to squire them under the spire."
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But the mystery surrounding their respective managerial responsibilities was never fully resolved.
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I don't get it
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See? I told you she was selling seashells by the seashore without a seashell vending permit!
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Sea Monkey see Sea Monkey, Sea Monkey do Sea Monkey.
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Tow boat, tow boat, tow boat. What's so hard about that?
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How do you do everybody? One at a time, I suppose.
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I only caught a glimpse of those limp chimps in their pimped out blimps.
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Sorry folks, no catchphrase this week. Y'all need to STEP UP YO' GAME.
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You had me at "Hello, Larry"
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Sea Monkey see, Sea Monkey do
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Hey, money doesn't grow on trees! Unless you're listening to this podcast 10,000 years from now, in which case it might.
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I have it on good authority that Cecil the lion was actually somewhat of an asshole.
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From now on I'm taking it two days at a time.
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If you come at the king, you best not miss. If you come ON the king, hand him a kleenex at least, sheesh!
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Monkey see monkey, monkey do monkey
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I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do isn't very interesting.
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I wasted my whole afternoon reading books about how to be more productive.
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My parents used to beat me with a stick. They called it the "Judicial Branch".
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I found a half-eaten hamburger on the ground but I didn't eat it because I'm a vegetarian.
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Who is your HH dream guest?
in Hollywood Handbook
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Glen Campbell