Dale Cooper Black
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Wow! I guess the Christmas stockings aren't the only things around here that are hung, eh grandpa?
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I eat my victims one leg at a time, just like everyone else
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Each night when I return the cab to the garage, I have to clean the gum off the back seat.
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A friendly reminder to all our improv students: Don't use the "Yes, and..." technique if you're being questioned in a murder investigation
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Four legs good, two legs bad. Three legs, more info needed
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To his dying day, Dr. Jones held onto his belief that the earth is actually short round
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Ironically, Craig T. Nelson always flies first class
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Sorry again about the incident in the Tesla showroom. In fairness, your salesperson did tell me I could sleep on it
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And don't forget about the 8th dwarf, "Anal." He's anal retentive!
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They're called "Lucky Charms" but they gave me diabetes
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If dogs were our masters and we were their pets, you'd see a lot more people yelling at squirrels
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I just realized I've been yelling my initials all this time
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They came from the east, they came from the west, they came on my back and made a rorschach test
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Prediction: Scott will finally close this contest before the end of the year. For reals
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Just a reminder not to use words if you don't know what they mean. Like "joke" for example
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According to you, words are all you have to take my heart away. But if that were true, wouldn't you be reciting a poem right now?
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The meds are wearing off, time to write some "catchphrases"
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You can't wage intergalactic war against the Orkans without breaking some eggs
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Murder, she wrote. And then in brackets she added, "my vagina"
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You want to know why I left my previous job? Hmmm, I guess you don't read the newspaper
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