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Posts posted by Dale Cooper Black
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There's a lot of buzz around the new Star Wars movie... because flies are attracted to shit! Classic burn.
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Speechless fans watching the Dawn of Justice trailer can only lament what might have been.
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"I need to make poopy." – Thus spake young Zarathustra.
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Turd time's the charm.
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Yo' mama so fat, she plagued by insecurity and self-loathing.
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There is no industry similar to the entertainment industry – no industry that I'm aware of.
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You told me you had an elaborate plan to meet Drake, but this is Ludacris!
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This bathroom faucet reminds me of my penis, in that they both need a good scrubbing.
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Of course, no list of the great banjo players would be complete without our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
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THIS NO AM CATCH PHRASE, MOMO ONLY HAS BRIEF MOMENT TO TYPE THIS BEFORE LAB ASSISTANT RETURNS TO OFFICE. IF LAB ASSISTANT CATCHES MOMO TYPING THIS,
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Enemy SNIPERS? I thought you wanted me to search for enemy DIAPERS.
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Damien: Omen II is the Hump Omen.
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Who could ever come between Gary Oldman and Gary Numan? Why, only Gary Humpman, of course.
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Part three.
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Part two.
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Part one.
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What's down, cold cat?
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While the service is running, try to avoid roaming.
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Or Sylvester P. Smythe.
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The doctors replaced my hands with ping pong paddles. I'm living the dream!
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If you wake up and find a horse's head in your bed, check to see if it's still attached to the horse. If it is, hooray! You have a new snuggle buddy.
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Amidst the mists and fiercest frosts with barest wrists & stoutest boasts, he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he gets the jokes.
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So Glenn Close, and yet so Jamie Farr.
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I've been practicing safe sex for years; I think I'm finally ready to do it for real.
Well, that's just corntastic, Scott. How the hell are we going to explain this to Coast Guard?
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I especially love the fact that Scott is talking to himself in the third person in this scenario.