jaymanthegreat
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I like my women like I like my coffee... covered in bees!
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Love is what you make of it, it being a roast beef sandwich.
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Once a upon a TIME magazine cover there was a picture of a baby dressed as Einstein.
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I'm back, in black, and sweating my balls off due to such an impractical fashion choice.
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First - in lust. Second - in love. Third - incognito mode 'cause the first two ain't doing it no more.
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Birthdays are like buttholes, everyone is disappointed with mine.
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I have athlete's foot, a gardener's thumb, an artistic eye, an Achilles heel, and three pinkies.
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Wholesale items half off? What's next, people marrying dogs?
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I wanna pull the hairs from your mole in the worst way.
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Party in the back, party in the front. I got no job, so who gives a frunk?
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My evil plan begins by getting Michael Keaton to say Beetlejuice three times.
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These 18 rats don't belong to me, madam, but we are good friends.
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I wanna pull the hairs from your mole in the worst way.
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I'm sorry, madam, but the early bird special is for the living and your husband's lips are blue and saggy.
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If I'm the only one who can prevent forest fires, where's my goddamn cape and secret lair?
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If you use cake when you should use bread, then your Rubens will be remembered.
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Download, upload, overload, get loaded, loaded baked potatoes... None of these are the type of load you blow, children.
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It's a waste not to taste, so have a sliver of liver pate today
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Alligators live in swamps and chocodiles in packing at the gas station. That's the main difference.
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Whiten my teeth, bleach my butt... Whiten my teeth, bleach my butt... This peroxide gotta go somewhere!
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Not a catchphrase, but a message to fellow catchphrase posters.
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