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I'll have a side of toast, the rest you can feed to the peasants.
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Soaked in sunbeams, covered in oil, laid out on the sand... there's no better way to cook an egg.
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Here's looking at you kid. And here's a your card. And here's how much I saved by switching my auto-insurance.
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Michaelangelo liked his ladies buff and with bodonkin' booties.
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Harder, better, faster, stronger, low-fat, and gluten-free!
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Twerking on the weekend is hardly worth the time-and-a-half.
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Time was a bloated circle before it started doing crunches.
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I always wake and bake. All my follow bakers start quite early in the morning as well.
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A little dab'll do ya at first, but then you keep craving more and end up with hair so hard it can cut rock.
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In space no one can hear you scream. In time someone might wonder where you are.
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Stan, Jan, and Dan left Rick out of their plan... for obvious reasons.
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In space no one can hear you cursing wildly because you forgot to send your rent check.
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Tweet the tweet, I pray thee, trippingly on the thumbs.
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Right now, 797,151 Americans are masterbating, according to pleated-jeans.com.
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Sweet creams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss Steve Agee?
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I asked my doctor about prescription pornography, and you should too.
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All things are all things to everybody who is everybody.
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Of all the times I went to the playground, that time Darcy Butters licked my nose was the best.
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Dark is the color of my coffee, jittery is the energy it gives me.
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"Holmes, you've done it again!" I cried, to which my friend replied, "Yes Watson, 40 fire-hot buffalo wings in a single sitting!"
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I prefer a Clean Rain-scented toilet bowl cleaner to Spring Mountain Fresh.
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Happiness is wearing at least four different scarves on any given day.
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