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Grab a box of tissues, because here's a sad fact: sometimes baby pandas die.
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Language is the greatest achievement of human reason. Fart, twerk, goobers.
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Let me speak these words that they may be spoke to thee and thou will hear them and know that they are words.
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In the twilight of our years, may the children see that we were really raccoons all along.
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Hark, ye Turtles, Hark! The Bunga of Cowa is upon us!
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"Anger" may be one letter away from "danger," but "danger" is one letter away from Dangera, an exotic dancer I met once.
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I have looked beyond the stars and past the reaches of time, and still all I want is more gravy.
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Choose wisely when making friends, and choose friends when making wise.
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Life is what you make it, but I have no skills as a craftsman.
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Ha! Love it!
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Do the Dew-- but use protection, Amoeba's can seriously fuck you up.
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You can dream of a clownfish, but all he'll do is laugh at you.
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Maybe she's born with it, but it looks cancerous to me.
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If love is a battlefield be sure to carry a Uzi in your pants.
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Nothing says "I have a beard" better than growing one.
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All things are shipshape and ship-shaped when you're on the Enterprise.
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When the scotch touches your lips... bat him away the declare your love for England.
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I'll pour out some of my glass to him tonight.
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25% off, 30% on. The rest is just creme filling.
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Irish cannibals are a dying breed. Take the Isle's potatoes!
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It was good for the goose, take a gander if you want.
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Grab a box of tissues, because here's a sad fact: sometimes baby pandas die.
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Well said.