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Posts posted by jaymanthegreat
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All's war at fairs with Mike Love
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I'm sitting in a pizza place in Vermont that is playing a Florida soft rock radio station and I can't think of a catchphrase. Send help.
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I DM'd the PM in the a.m. A DMing the PM in the a.m. guy I am!
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Use a comb if you wanna take her home, tweezers if you want to please hers.
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Pop a can in the backyard and watch the kids play with the sprinkler until we all die.
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There was no love lost between them, thanks in no small part to their biologically engineered, eagle-like, super eyes.
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The most helpful thing you can do right now involves butter, I guarantee you that.
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Bumping myself. Is that allowed? I don't know anything about nothing....
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It's the most wonderful time of the year, second best of the decade, in the top 5 of the century, for sure.
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There was a time when I would have done anything to make your holidays merry, but now I just wanna eat butter in the tub.
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And here I thought that they were Tingle Bells!
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She praised the poise of my pose in prose.
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Waiter, can I have this fly in my soup to go?
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Lucky in love, unlucky in cards, lucky with parking spots, unlucky with wait-service.
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Love is what you make of it, it being a roast beef sandwich.
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My grandma made this casserole for my grandfather just before the war. They probably should have ate it then, these flies are terrible.
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I've been sitting at the kids table for too long. Grab my sippy cup, 'cause we're going to the big boy table!
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What's going down, hamburger?
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When rye bread is dry bread, then sour dough 's the way to go.
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Five hundred is just another way of saying half a thousand.
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She praised the poise of my pose in prose.
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"By Jovee, you've done it again, Holmes!" I cried. "Yes, Watson, 6 Twinkies in a single hour!"
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First - in lust. Second - in love. Third - incognito mode 'cause the first two ain't doing it no more.
He who smelt it then poured it into a mold and made the most beautiful gold bauble!
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He who smelt it then poured it into a mold and made the most beautiful gold bauble!