Pure Guava

BWAH-BWAH-BWAH-BWEEEEENH

Every meme-orial day we remember the sacrifice of those cat pictures that made us laugh in days gone by

The true nature of a man is revealed by the way he reads a catchphrase

That Lamar kid is just a one drick pony

It takes two to tango but three to cash

If you teach a blind fool how to fish for a bird in the hand, you will count your chickens upon the road less traveled.

Remember that show where they ran around shoving groceries in their carts? This is not that show.

I am Groot

I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day, with the occasional afternoon nap to enable this unusual schedule to continue indefinitely.

"Your guess is as good as mine" said one clone to the other, multiple times daily, for the rest of their lives.

I'm not saying she's a gold digger, she's more a foreman for the mining operation than an actual on-site prospector.

We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun, which was crazy because the sun is really hot and we definitely should NOT have lasted a season, much less multiple seasons, within

All the single ladies? All the single ladies.

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it, brought yr ID to the courthouse, took a blood test, payed a fee & signed the marriage license

"Mazed and Corn-fused" would make a great name for a Halloween corn maze. Feel free to use it, spooky farmers.

If only there were guava mazes...

Thy thouest art thine thou thinest, art thine thou? Thus ends lesson one of old-timey Bible talk.

Call me old-fashioned, because that's my name. Old-Fashioned Johnson here, pleasure to make your acquaintance.

"Achieving nirvana requires determination & a lifetime of dedication. The Noble 8-fold Path is the way to the cessation of suffering." "Nah dude, I'm just looking to buy Nevermind on vinyl."

I hear your fear is seeing your rear in a mirror; If you steer clear of beer for a year you'll veer from tears, for your ass will pass that glass with sass, my lass.

Anniversaries are like poetry: They have a verse inside of them and are easily forgotten

Drastic times call for drastic measures, will you accept the charges, Mr. Measures?

I hate to beat around the Bush, it's much more fulfilling to punch Jeb directly in the face.

It's easy to make a mountain out of a molehill in the land of 5,000 foot moles.

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