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  1. Pure Guava
    Say it ain't so-rghum!
  2. Pure Guava
    "Gimme that peel! Gotta have that peel!" said the modest banana.
  3. Pure Guava
    David Lee Broth loves some hot chicken noodle before belting out the high notes
  4. Pure Guava
    All the single ladies? All the single ladies. All the single ladies? All the single ladies. All the single ladies? All the single ladies. All the single ladies? All the single ladies. All the single ladies? All the single ladies. All the single ladies? All the single ladies. All the single ladies? All the single ladies.
  5. Pure Guava
    Daddy Bong-Legs: The Ultimate Party Spider
  6. Pure Guava
    Eye and eye protect yo neck
  7. Pure Guava
    Sticks and stones may break my bones, no wait, they most definitely do, you can stop now, hypothesis proved.
  8. Pure Guava
    Step on a crack, break your momma's back. Smoke some crack, break your momma's heart.
  9. Pure Guava
    Peeps-ing Tom loves to watch you eat Easter candy in the nude
  10. Pure Guava
    Peep floop flangity shingy takka takk brappa nappa blammy blam
  11. Pure Guava
    How did THIS get made? I mean think about it, what are we even DOING here. Last show everyone. Move on with your lives.
  12. Pure Guava
    If you spent one percent of the military budget on education you'd have a lot of Rolls-Royces in the staff parking lot.
  13. Pure Guava
    The new collaboration between Kanye West and his psychologist brings new meaning to the term "shrink wrap"
  14. Pure Guava
    ***
  15. Pure Guava
    420 brah
  16. Pure Guava
    No no, you misunderstood. Soylent Green is peephole, you can totally see some boobies through it
  17. Pure Guava
    Every man is looking for a lady in the parlor and a whore in the bedroom and a plumber in the bathroom and a carpenter on the roof because hey, free labor.
  18. Pure Guava
    I think it'd be awesome to work in a lab because hey, free rat meat!
  19. Pure Guava
    I left my heart in San Francisco. Unfortunate for the patient, for the transplant was time-sensitive & now his chances of survival are slim to none
  20. Pure Guava
    Drumpf
  21. Pure Guava
    Been searching all my life for a girl that can move her tongue into a figure-8 because you know, sex stuff, but also she's a witch that should be cast into the Lord's cleansing fires
  22. Pure Guava
    My spirit animal is a Phoenix primarily because of the beauty of its feathers but there's also that arson thing I can't quite seem to shake
  23. Pure Guava
    Anyone have an extra? Contact me at monterhey AT gmail DOT com thanks!
  24. Pure Guava
    Fred Flinstoner smokes Yabba-Dabba Dabs
  25. Pure Guava
    If you build it, they will come. If you killed it, I will cum (I'm a necrophiliac).
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