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Pure Guava

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  1. Pure Guava
    take your base
  2. Pure Guava
    Kung-fu 101
  3. Pure Guava
    strum me baby
  4. Pure Guava
    word
  5. Pure Guava
    Up near Bemidji dontchaknow?
  6. Pure Guava
    Actions speak louder than words because Actions got a big-ass mouth and doesn't know when to shut the hell up
  7. Pure Guava
    You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em. Welcome to Blanket Lovers Anonymous.
  8. Pure Guava
    bang bang indeed
  9. Pure Guava
    Groupons for group hugs led to poop on a group of rugs. They squeezed the shit out of each other, literally.
  10. Pure Guava
    Pokemon Go? More like Brokeymon Go. Hey Pikachu, give me back my wallet!
  11. Pure Guava
    $$
  12. Pure Guava
    These are the things that keep me awake at night, counting single sheep.
  13. Pure Guava
    $$$hart
  14. Pure Guava
    No animals were hurt during the creation of this catchphrase.
  15. Pure Guava
    Earthquakes. Hurricanes. Blizzards. Tornados. Nice try, God, nothing is going to stop this epic jerkin' session.
  16. Pure Guava
    What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Hmmmm...Genocide, for starters. I guess it depends on the flavor.
  17. Pure Guava
    Looking back, sinking all of the family fortune into Whack-Off-a-Mole machines wasn't the best business decision.
  18. Pure Guava
    Four score and 7 years ago, everyone had to look up what a score was because nobody uses that old-timey language anymore, Grandpa.
  19. Pure Guava
    dumb
  20. Pure Guava
    Monday comes and goes. Another catchphrase is read. Maybe this haiku?
  21. Pure Guava
    $$$purt
  22. Pure Guava
    meow
  23. Pure Guava
    Give a dog a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a dog to fish, you'll get rich from all those TV and movie deals that smart dog is going to land
  24. Pure Guava
    $$$
  25. Pure Guava
    I feel bad for snakes, they'll never know the pleasure and comfort one feels whilst wearing ass-less chaps.
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