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  1. Pure Guava
    Chicken soup for the soul is a big waste of food, just passes right through it and spills all over the floor. Soul ain't got no mouth.
  2. Pure Guava
    $$$$
  3. Pure Guava
    Hoar frost (also hoarfrost, radiation frost, or pruina) refers to white ice crystals, deposited on the ground or loosely attached to exposed objects such as wires or leaves.[4] They form on cold, clear nights when conditions are such that heat radiates out to the open sky faster than it can be replaced from nearby sources such as wind or warm objects. Under suitable circumstances, objects cool to below the frost point[5] of the surrounding air, well below the freezing point of water. Such freezing may be promoted by effects such as flood frost or frost pocket.[6] These occur when ground-level radiation losses cool air till it flows downhill and accumulates in pockets of very cold air in valleys and hollows. Hoar frost may freeze in such low-lying cold air even when the air temperature a few feet above ground is well above freezing.
  4. Pure Guava
    it's not that kind of show
  5. Pure Guava
    $$$$
  6. Pure Guava
    We're gonna rock around the clock tonight because the amphetamines won't wear off till the morning light
  7. Pure Guava
    You busted all those ghosts but not once did you read them their Miranda rights. You might not be "afraid of no ghosts" but you sure as hell better be afraid of false imprisonment lawsuits.
  8. Pure Guava
    fROMHIO
  9. Pure Guava
    thank you thank you I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your servers
  10. Pure Guava
    They say poison is a woman's weapon, I say it's a washed-up hair-metal band from the 80's. Agree with me or I'll poison you, woman.
  11. Pure Guava
    Yo momma's catchphrase is so bad, Carlos Mencia returned it unopened Yo momma's catchphrase is so bad, SNL based a movie around it Yo momma's catchphrase is so bad, even the crickets heckled it Yo momma's catchphrase is so bad...
  12. Pure Guava
    took me a second to get this one but once I did....I couldn't hit that like button fast enough
  13. Pure Guava
    A penny saved is a penny earned is a penny melted down into a race of copper super-robots hellbent on the destruction of mankind
  14. Pure Guava
    Bacon bookmarks will turn your pages greasy and attract stray animals but hey, you only live once you fat piece of shit
  15. Pure Guava
    $$$
  16. Pure Guava
    $$$
  17. Pure Guava
    gonna stick
  18. Pure Guava
    Seems like a perfect term for it. Small, brown, round. You would think it would have caught on by now.
  19. Pure Guava
    I spit hot fire on all the suckas, for I am Hephaestus, God of Fire and thou hast angered thee
  20. Pure Guava
    I never used to curse the bags under my eyes until the airlines started charging so much for a second carry-on
  21. Pure Guava
    choo-choo huh?
  22. Pure Guava
    Chomp
  23. Pure Guava
    Rock n roll
  24. Pure Guava
    Ppp
  25. Pure Guava
    lasdfjlasjfdlasjkd
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