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Pure Guava

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  1. Duck, duck, goose, stick it in my caboose. Goose, goose, duck, these birds know how to fly south for the winter
  2. There's a crispness in the air, the leaves are bursting with colors...grab your dogs & horses, it's time for the annual Beastiality-Con to begin!
  3. Money talks, bullshit walks because if it were reversed we'd need leashes on our wallets and a bullshit to English translator, who's going to pay for that? So yes, I need paid for vesseldom because I am dying to find out what those steaming patties have to say to the world
  4. All prayers are answered in the order they were prayered. But if you act now for only $4.99/month you can join the Gold Prayer Club, 5 prayers of your choice will be moved to the priority prayer line, the only way to guarantee a prayer reaching PG's heavenly ears.
  5. When Mr. Scissors joined the team, Usain was conflicted between years of his mother's teachings and the desire to win the 4x100m dash
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