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Pure Guava

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  1. If you iron an ironic t-shirt belonging to Jeremy Irons whilst listening to "Ironic" by Alanis Morrisette you are a good multi-tasker
  2. Huggies fate was sealed when they waited too long to jump on the flavored diaper bandwagon
  3. Reebok don't make you run faster. Adidas don't make a ball go farther. It's all inside your heart, as long as that heart is wearing the new Air Jordans. Available now at all Foot Locker locations
  4. If you imagine James Adomian reading that sentence as Bernie Sanders 95% of your day will be 100% awesome. (Don't ask me about the other 5%, I don't have the security clearance to share that with you at this time)
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