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You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. Revenge Kitty always triumphs.
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Meow that hurts -
Reciprocation is the foundation of this great nation.
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Do crickets hear people laughing when their jokes bomb?
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Take my cricket wife, please! ha ha ha ha ha ha -
There is a beauty in the way a frog catches a fly, if you look close enough. I mean just look at those froggy titties, hubba hubba
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Great minds (addicted to frog porn) think alike -
To make a long story short, cut the book in half. Here, use my scissors.
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snip snip -
Whom will Rachel give the rose? Find out on tonight's Dratchelor!
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If I don't get picked it'll be a real Debbie Downer -
What are you complaining about, Native Americans? At least you didn't get the small-cocks blankets we sent to the Japanese
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that answers my question -
"I am the one who knocks on heaven's door" says Heisenberg Dylan
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Tangled up in blue meth -
The fact that there's entire farms dedicated to squeezing cow boobs is blowing my mind
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