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Everything posted by Pure Guava
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Yes! Yes! A million times times four hundred is larger than any number in the known universe!
Pure Guava replied to ArchdukeJFranz's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
What about 24? 24 is the highest number- 1 reply
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Just call me Drunk Jethro Tull because I love to solo on the champagne flute
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Liquorlung -
That salamander has no salad manners, just look at the way it gulps down those croutons.
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
monocle falls into champagne flute -
Your wish is granted, long live Jambi
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Welcome to Bortlandia, where the cool kids go to run out of personalized mini-license plates
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
+10 points for Simpsons reference -
You say tomato, I say auto-erotic asphyxiation, let's call the whole thing off!
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
potato, etc. -
Gentleman, start your engines! Now place the hose in your mouth! The Suicide 500 has begun!
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
vroom vroom collapse -
I tried the "cut a hole in the popcorn box" trick but my vagina wouldn't reach.
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Gonna have to try plan B. -
Blu-Ray was originally Glue-Ray but the DVDs kept sticking to everything
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
My DVDs stick together but that's another story, wink wink -
Every handyman in Hollywood is stressed the fuck out. It must be pilot light season again.
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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