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  1. Pure Guava
    Our generation's Martin Lawrence
  2. Pure Guava
    Milkshakes with attitude
  3. Pure Guava
    It's hard to put this eyeliner on through all the tears
  4. Pure Guava
    Meow-ff with their heads
  5. Pure Guava
    burp
  6. Pure Guava
    ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
  7. Pure Guava
    Gallows humor at its finest
  8. Pure Guava

    2016 - The year of death?

    Pure Guava replied to Bigsmak's topic in Comedy Bang Bang

    I thought this was going to be about David Bowie, Glenn Frey, & Lemmy all dying in 2016. carry on, nothing to see here
  9. Pure Guava
    My first live taping of i4h, I thought it was absolutely amazing...Glad to see y'all thought it was worthy of such high praise and I wasn't just biased by being in attendance.
  10. Pure Guava
    LEGAL pot cigarettes? Now I've heard everything!
  11. Pure Guava
    yo yo yo
  12. Pure Guava
    for such a long journey
  13. Pure Guava
    don't mention braille, it'll screw up my joke
  14. Pure Guava
    strawberry spillage
  15. Pure Guava
    She's got newspapers for days, bro
  16. Pure Guava
    ***
  17. Pure Guava
    I feel disgusting just typing this
  18. Pure Guava
    slapdongman
  19. Pure Guava
    Grammar Spammer
  20. Pure Guava
    shoe spew
  21. Pure Guava
    number wars are real
  22. Pure Guava
    Corey's all-consuming desire to be in the actor Hall of Fame led to the Fall of Haim.
  23. Pure Guava
    ...seeing them live is really the best way to wet your beak. Here are the newest tour dates: Phish Summer 2016 Tourdates 06/22 Xcel Energy Center, St. Paul, MN 06/24 Wrigley Field, Chicago, IL 06/25 Wrigley Field, Chicago, IL 06/26 Klipsch Music Center, Noblesville, IN 06/28 The Mann Center, Philadelphia, PA 06/29 The Mann Center, Philadelphia, PA 07/01 Saratoga Performing Arts Center, Saratoga Springs, NY 07/02 Saratoga Performing Arts Center, Saratoga Springs, NY 07/03 Saratoga Performing Arts Center, Saratoga Springs, NY 07/07 Cross Insurance Arena, Portland, ME 07/08 Xfinity Center, Mansfield, MA 07/09 Xfinity Theatre, Hartford, CT 07/10 Lakeview Amphitheater, Syracuse, NY 07/15 Gorge Amphitheatre, George, WA 07/16 Gorge Amphitheatre, George, WA 07/17 Gorge Amphitheatre, George, WA 07/18 Bill Graham Civic Auditorium, San Francisco, CA 07/19 Bill Graham Civic Auditorium, San Francisco, CA 07/20 Bill Graham Civic Auditorium, San Francisco, CA 07/22 The Forum, Inglewood, CA 07/23 Sleep Train Amphitheatre, Chula Vista, CA 09/02 Dick's Sporting Goods Park, Commerce City, CO 09/03 Dick's Sporting Goods Park, Commerce City, CO 09/04 Dick's Sporting Goods Park, Commerce City, CO
  24. Pure Guava
    Why yes, my good sir, my dog is at a temperature that could only be classified as hot; the question I pose to you, old chap, is what is up?
  25. Pure Guava
    poor Screech
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