Pure Guava
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six catchphrases and a movie
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hope the 30,000 mouth cancer deaths were worth the bribe money, Mr. Lucas -
#neverforget #wherewereyouon2/15?
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Where Jimmy Fallon is the best damn plumber in Poughkeepsie
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Chubby Checker killed the Fat Boys: Now that's a real twist
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
murder was the case that they gave me -
If 1 human year = 7 dog years, Snoop Doggy-Dog is a modern day Methuselah.
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Metamucil in the hizzle my bizzle. -
Eggman Egman Eggemanne
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Add an "e" to Super Bowl and you have yourself a kryptonite-hating intestine
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It's a turd, it's a plane, it's Super Bowel -
tap-dancing hobos never lose their grace
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Zeus likeys what he seeseys.
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911 is a joke
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Starlight Express? More like bar fight sex dress, ammirite fellas?
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
huh? -
Quoth the dummy, nevermore
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Edgar Allen Poe was a mopey-ass bitch. Fuck that raven, never-motherfucking-more.
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
I dare you to say this, Aukerman ::giggles:: ::blushes:: ::runs away:: -
I had brought a Bernie Sanders pin for Adomian but didn't want to/couldn't interrupt the show to give it to him. I was walking around North Beach looking for a place to eat when I bumped into him about 15 minutes after the show ended. Thought I'd see Besser in a bar watching football but it wasn't meant to be
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I would say my favorite Radiohead album is Amnesiac but I keep forgetting what it sounds like
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Knives Out is awesome though, for realsies -
Ooh that cape
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Cock rings? No ma'am, 'round these parts we call 'em b-b-b-b-boner clips.
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Any cock will do! -
Loved every second of it, and as a b-b-b-b-bonus I got to meet the one and only:
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Space PETA has been after Han Solo for years ever since that Tauntaun incident.
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Snow lizard meat is murder -
someone get this granny a crock pot
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EventHorizon: you have your dates wrong, please don't show up at the venues on the 29/30/31 you will be sorely disappointed P.S. I'll be at the improv4humans show on the 24th, cannot wait!
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#capote #show #harry
