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Everything posted by Pure Guava
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for the fantasy fucks among us
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You would never, ever put pepper on a mint so how the hell is peppermint so damn tasty?
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these are the things that keep me up all night -
Greenland's ice is melting. Thank the goddamn Lord, cause now we can plant that fucker with corn.
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Some people think Colfax is corny, but that's just painting him into a corn-er. -
"Beatin' ain't cheatin" says Chris Brown (and married masturbators).
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too soon? -
You gotta think outside the Bog, said the progressive cranberry farmer
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I-bog -
"You shall not pass...my high score" exclaimed Tommy Gandalf, the ultimate Pinball Wizard.
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YOU SHALL NOT PASS (MY HIGH SCORE) -
If you get too lazy, you'll be pushin' daisies. Act too crazy, the same outcome applies.
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Push the lil' daisies and make 'em come up -
The White Stripes and Black Flag have announced a merger and have a new singer, Macy Gray
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They will play "A Touch of Grey" 15 times in a row. -
Sporks are the side-by-sides of the utensil world
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Hermsporkadite -
butler bell is rung....monocle falls in champagne....now the haiku ends
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butler bell is rung monocle falls in champagne now the haiku ends -
Pop-Tart means sour soda in Minnesota, dontcha knowa
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oh yah, you betcha -
Whether it's Vanilla Sky or Chocolate Ground, Tom Cruise confuses the shit out of all of us
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burp -
Tonight's winning Powerbottom numbers are: 69, 69, 69, 69, 69, and 69
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sexy -
My earbuds are neck and hair. It's more a proximity thing than a true friendship though.
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they would hang out with toe more but it's a helluva drive -
Chickity China, the Chinese Chicken says cock-a-doodre-roo
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Yo, is this racist? -
I waited a long time to say this, tune in next week to see if I finally do
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Blue Ballserman -
Bubble gut, bubble butt, the whole world's turned into bubble nuts
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2016 year of the bubble adjective