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Everything posted by Pure Guava
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I tried holding a Shell up to my ear but all I heard was gas station noises
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pumpin' 4 the man -
My pitch for Up 2 is just two hours of the talking dog eating the old man's bloated, undiscovered corpse.
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I'd watch the shit out of it! -
I'd like some Nat King Coleslaw on my Paul Reubens sandwich, please
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CELEBRITY REFERENCES -
You can tell that's a Bowie knife by the make-up on the handle and the androgynous blade
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DAVID BOWIE UB40 -
Would love to see this in real life:
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his underwear is a real flapper
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Jiro wet dreams of sushi, that sick fish freak
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eel have to wash his sheets -
Chocolate and cheese, do as you please. Vanilla and butter, you're a fucking nutter
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blimey -
Hang on to your bananas bangarangians, The Morning Zoo is in full swing today (fart sound)!
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(fart sound) (woman moaning) (monkeys chattering) (toilet flush) -
Houston, we have a problem. Your city is polluted, boring, and full of Texans.
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Sorry Harris -
The Emoji vs. Emoticon War of 2043 was the beginning of the end for humankind
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'twas a massacre -
You need a head for a motor? Lemmy get you that.
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RIP -
Friends, Californians, Americans, lend me your corn. All of it.
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the teeth do hurt but it's those little corn forks that hurt the most -
The Golden Gate Bridge? We will cross that bridge when we come to it.
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Replace Brooklyn for Golden Gate if you are an Easter Coaster -
A caucasian's left breast: The other white teat.
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nipple pimples -
Friends, Californians, Americans, lend me your corn. All of it.
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get your damn dirty hands off my cob you corn freak -
Jelly. Marmalade. Jam. It's all lube to me, darling.
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only the purest of guava jelly for this weirdo -
I bet Betsy Ross was a real fucking boss at flag football
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Blue 42, Green 1776, Hike!