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  1. Pure Guava
    Willy...Wonka..... where do you go when the lights go out?
  2. Pure Guava
    Dr. Delicious was the holdout.
  3. Pure Guava
    :::raises hand:::
  4. Pure Guava
    I'd pay to watch Hugh Laurie play shortstop
  5. Pure Guava
    And a verb is an action-figure of speech I could do this all day. But I won't. Go figure!
  6. Pure Guava
    MY NAME IS OTTO SOMETHING SOMETHING BLOTTO
  7. Pure Guava
    Geographic R Us
  8. Pure Guava
    word
  9. Pure Guava
    if this doesn't make the show we must protest
  10. Pure Guava
    between the open sores and grinding teeth I think I'm falling in love
  11. Pure Guava
    An occasional handy would be nice
  12. Pure Guava
    Admittedly, I do like the 7-layer burrito
  13. Pure Guava
    Huh? Say again....
  14. Pure Guava
    too bad we can't scratch our people butts with our monkey trunks
  15. Pure Guava

    What guest do you want to see?

    Pure Guava replied to Johnny Unusual's topic in Comedy Bang Bang

    Bozo the Clown, Billy West, the cast of Whose Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
  16. Pure Guava

    Best of 2015 Pt. 2

    Pure Guava replied to JulyDiaz's topic in Comedy Bang Bang

    I'm happily married, but if I were single I would start out the date reciting this sentence and gauge her reaction. Quite a litmus test that would truly weed out the weeds. Mmmmmmm....weed.
  17. Pure Guava
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH <-----------earth AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH <-----------space
  18. Pure Guava
    Ho Ho Ho, Savoy Row tailoring for all
  19. Pure Guava
    take a look it's in a book movie (Raging Bull)
  20. Pure Guava
    Take a look it's in a book (the kama sutra)
  21. Pure Guava
    these colors don't run unless water is applied coincidence?
  22. Pure Guava
    zoupy zales
  23. Pure Guava
    most of these are less than 3 inches anyway (INNUENDO)
  24. Pure Guava

    Cheese

    Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Fromage
  25. Pure Guava
    ball o' bags getting lonely need new bag blood
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