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My parents went to Paris for the holidays and all I got was this lousy funeral
Pure Guava replied to Dale Cooper Black's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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New catchphrase suggestions: keeping "comedy writers" in the "spotlight" since 2009
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
you're doin' Gods work here, Earbros -
in addition to the above... Bachelor Pad (Bachelor Bros, baby): 0:52 Crime Scanner (JW Stillwater): 1:36 Bang Bang into your mouth 4:59 (when you shot that dude in the mouth) C+ music video, outstanding
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The voblex has subpar suggestions, not even complex, more concave than convex, but more intelligent than certain aspects of inspector rex's spandex
Pure Guava replied to yodellingwalrus's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
oh snap its a comedy beef-beef -
Yay, it's 4:20!!!!! Bongs and stuff!!! Oh no....it's 4:21. Dongs to fluff.
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Get back to work, fluffhead. -
Weightlifters, you've got it all wrong. Lift with the back, you big dumbbell.
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
is that the tender sound of a tendon crunch I hear? -
I've read suicide notes funnier - like check out Robin Williams' one - it's hilarious, no? Unless he stole it, but even still.
Pure Guava replied to KrangkaDelic's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
#R2DTOOSOON -
I've read suicide notes funnier - like check out Robin Williams' one - it's hilarious, no? Unless he stole it, but even still.
Pure Guava replied to KrangkaDelic's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
U2 talking 2 soon 2 me? -
Try new and improved 2016, the only post-2015, pre-2017 year you'll ever need
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Now with extra riboflavin -
I need to Fargo to the store, all we have is the Leftovers.
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
TV!!!! -
From General Mills I love Cheerios. From Specific Mills I love whole grain oats cooked and shaped into the letter 'O'
Pure Guava replied to JordanMaywood's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
BRILLIANT -
Hüsker Dü or Hüsker Dü not, there is no trilateral commission conspiracy.
Pure Guava replied to Shampoodler's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
this joke is old and Mould-y -
There's a whole lot of difference between "catch and release" and "catch, release, and..."
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
spooky -
Chicken pox = once a lifetime. Chickenmas= once a year. Choking Chicken = once a day
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
chicken minute = 60 times an hour -
New Year, new attitude. 2016 is when I start making babies instead of baking maybes.
Pure Guava replied to Pure Guava's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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New Year, new attitude. 2016 is when I start making babies instead of baking maybes.
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
seven slices of maybe you got a nice steamy pie!