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Everything posted by Pure Guava
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Stanley Pubrick, the Voblex, and Bernard Shakey aka Mick walk into a bar...
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
otherwise known as those Kooky Katchphrase Krackups aka KKK aka need to work on your branding, guys -
Luck be a lady tonight, but you better believe she be a whore in the bed ALL morning
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
GUYS AND DOLLS AND LOOSE WOMEN -
If the eyes are the windows to the soul than why are potatoes so fucking boring?
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Idaho you got a long way to go -
When it comes to Raging Waters, the "water" is in the water, but the "raging" ... is in you.
Pure Guava replied to Local Cabal's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Does that mean when I'm listening to Roger Waters I have a Roger inside of me? Gotta be real here, I have mixed emotions on this discovery -
This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. Broadcasters, in cooperation with the FCC and other authorities have developed this system to keep you informed in the event of an emergency If this had been an actual emergency, the Attention Signal you just heard would have been followed by official information, news, or instructions This concludes this test of the Emergency Broadcast System. Oh, and one more thing. FART.
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they used my catchphrase. A happier pure guava I have never been
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Chicken. Road. Fill in the blanks, jokesmiths.
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
comedy strike 2015 -
Heynong man
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WISHES FOR JASON MANTZOUKAS AND SCOTT AUKERMAN
Pure Guava replied to SeanBeaumont's topic in Comedy Bang Bang
OK, well a million thanks for fulfilling my wish. If I could have only been a fly on the wall for that pasta dinner. Mama mia! -
Neil Campbell, Scott Aukerman and Paul Rust: Further proof that comedy is a hunky boy club
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
how much you squat, bros? -
Ssssshhhh....can you hear that? A new podcast catchphrase is hatching from its egg
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
crack plop sunny side up? -
You call that Hot Chocolate? More like Warm Choco-early, am I right ladies?
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
innuendo-riffic! -
my sincerest apologies Stanley I feel like a real pubrick
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Sanders, Trump, and Clinton all agree: "We have never heard of Comedy Bang-Bang"
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
I think Dr. Carson is a regular listener