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Ooooh baby....If you don't leggo of my eggo soon you're going to choke-o on my yolk-o.
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Ooooh baby....If you don't leggo of my eggo soon you're going to choke-o on my yolk-o. -
Longtime Fan New Time Poster with a couple ?s
Pure Guava replied to BradleyShaneLucas's topic in Hollywood Handbook
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Generation XOXO are real slackers when it comes to hugs and kisses
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Generation XOXO are real slackers when it comes to hugs and kisses -
Vulture Club do not really wanna hurt me, they really want to wait until I've died
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Vulture Club do not really wanna hurt me, they really want to wait until I've died -
The Gods mush be crazy! The craziest mush I ever tasted! Crazy, crazy mush, you gotta try it.
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Some Christians keep their virginity by only having sex in their Vonnebutt. So it goes.
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Just saw a squirrel get into a fight with a blue jay over a Vonnenut. So it goes.
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Just saw a squirrel get into a fight with a blue jay over a Vonnenut. So it goes. -
Some random dude just came up and punched me in my Vonnegut. So it goes.
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Some random dude just came up and punched me in my Vonnegut. So it goes. -
Burps are food ghosts trying to reach heaven.
Pure Guava replied to Pure Guava's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Burps are food ghosts trying to reach heaven.
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Burps are food ghosts trying to reach heaven.- 1 reply
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Don't give up hope, good people, for even dog shit gives off warmth for a few minutes a day
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Adultery and spousal abuse? Those are old wives tales that don't seem that far fetched.
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Adultery and spousal abuse? Those are old wives tales that don't seem that far fetched. -
Right said Fred. Wrong said Ted, Fred's brother. Thus the argument ended.
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Right said Fred. Wrong said Ted, Fred's brother. Thus the argument ended. -
How is Casablanca like golf? They both have clubs and bogeys. #GrandpaJokes
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
How is Casablanca like golf? They both have clubs and bogeys. #GrandpaJokes -
How many room keys do I need?? I donβt know. 20?
Pure Guava replied to ratingsjedi's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
This guy fucks- 1 reply
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Business in front, party in the back. Relaxing weekend at home on the sides.
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Four score and 7 years ago was the last time anyone used "score" as a measure of time
Pure Guava posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Four score and 7 years ago was the last time anyone used "score" as a measure of time