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Topics posted by Pure Guava
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Thankfully for Marvel Professor Xavier's last name didn't start with a C. C-Men comics probably wouldn't sell as well in the more conservative markets
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Behold the mighty pickle baron, lording over us all from upon yonder hill...I knew him when he was just a young punk with a barrel of cucumbers
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Out of the seventeen British bands that dress up like aliens, Fleetwood Mac and Me is by far the most talented.
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A penny saved is a penny earned and thrown in the garbage because it's so much easier to just round up.
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The only thing to fear is fear itself. And automatic weapons. And nuclear war. And global warming. Oh man I'm fucking scared. Please hold me.
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My guava may be pure but wait 'till you get a whiff of my papaya, ay-yi-yi-ah....
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I waited a long time to say this, tune in next week to see if I finally do
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Roses are red, violets are blue. This rhyming scheme is hack so go fuck yourself.
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If you have a neck, and it's the color red....you just might be a redneck
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When the race promoter threatened to withhold the appearance fee, the racing rainbow's manager informed him "These colors don't run"
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Repeat after me, little Jimmy: Coffee on the tongue, bird in the sky. Follow this rule and mommy never dies
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Chicken pox = once a lifetime. Chickenmas= once a year. Choking Chicken = once a day
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How do I get my rocks off? Call a mattress-sized queen over for a romp on my queen-sized mattress.
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Kidnapped, tied up for 18 months, no contact with the outside world. Severe beatings daily. The struggle is real.
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Halloween is my favorite holiday that has a band's name in the title, first runner-up is New Year's Pavement.
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Barack Hussein Obamacare? Not my president. Because I'm from the UK, we have a Prime Minister there.
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In my life there are times when I catch in the silence the sigh of a far away song,but it's usually my neighbors having a meth-fueled sex marathon
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"Doing it doggy style" is an insult to all the missionary style loving canines of the world
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Hey! See Johnny Appleseed, throwing seeds in the hay like some sort of hayseed?
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Cock rings? No ma'am, 'round these parts we call 'em b-b-b-b-boner clips.
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"I'd like to give the world a Coke" was the catchphrase of one of Marvel's lesser-known supervillians, Diabetes Man
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"I took it upon myself to put this book upon myself" said the polite librarian that was bad at rapping and didn't believe in carts
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