Pure Guava
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Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999. Because we were in a car crash that year & have been in a coma ever since & know of no other year,
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They call me Mellow Yellow because I'm not uptight about having pee in my pants all day long.
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Have you ever seen a whale with a polka-dot tail? LSD in the sea will set your eyes free.
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East of Eden ain't cheatin' but Grapes of Wrath wants to take a bath with your wife
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. Some combination of these will form to create the world's funniest catchphrase.
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When you saw only one set of footprints it was because even Jesus thinks you're loser and wouldn't be caught dead walking anywhere near you
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Gor-Gor, God of Destruction, says floss your teeth after ingesting the charred flesh of your vanquished enemies
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The secret of the afterlife is contained within...(CONT):
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Never trust a taqueria employee, they spill the beans every day.
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Can someone direct the schizophrenic to a different forum, please?
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Alex P. Keaton ain't cheatin' but Marty McFly is an adulterous guy
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Nothing like a big plate of Kansas City Barbed-B-Q to satisfy my hunger and rip a hole in my larynx.
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The Wizard of Schnoz will grant you your nose job, and if you want your boobs done come to his office in the Emerald Titty
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The Illuminaughty control the world's banking system and like to get a little X-rated if you know what I mean
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I got two turntables and a micropenis. I'm D.J. Low Self-Esteem, available for weddings and Bar Mitzvahs.
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Boast-It Notes allow you to show off on little squares of paper.
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Do flat-Earthers think the other planets are flat? This is not a catchphrase submission, I'm sincerely asking a question here.
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Scrotum Poles went out of fashion once the Native Americans figured out that wood is much easier to carve than skin.
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I cannot tell a lie. I chewed the cherry tree down like a beaver. I think I'm going to need teeth. I heard wood dentures are hip this season.
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Everybody was kung-fu fighting then everybody was kung-fu apologizing then everybody was kung-fu beer drinking then everybody was kung-fu cab calling
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