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June gloom? Get a room! Go boom-boom with your groom and fill your womb before the doom of being in a tomb looms.
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Whether it's Vanilla Sky or Chocolate Ground, Tom Cruise confuses the shit out of all of us
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"Where there's a will, there's a weigh" said the attorney, checking to see if the last wishes of my father were indeed under the 5-pound limit
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Yo momma's catchphrase is so bad, Carlos Mencia returned it unopened
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Would a rose by any other name smell as sweet? Find out next on the 2017 Texaco Amway Armed Forces Squatty Potty Rose Bowl, live from Pasadena.
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One day your life will flash before your eyes.Make sure it's worth watching.A bank robbery would be cool,and would it kill you to put on some makeup?
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How in the light of one night did we come so far? I think our bus driver is on meth.
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Catchphrase? Catchphrase? There is no "catchphrase" here on Drama Whimper-Whimper! I am aghast at your dastardly comeuppance, you scoundrel.
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Well that's it for today's Comedy Bang-Bang: Backwards Edition. I'd like to thank my guests and all of our sponsors. See you next week, Bangarangians!
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Sorry to coin a phrase, but 2016 is officially "Year of Fuck".
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If you find a Leprosychaun you get to keep his pot of toes.
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All my boss talks about is profit this and profit that...which is weird because he's an atheist
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The pinnacle of mankind's artistic achievement can be found within the Duck Tales theme song
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My doggy disco day care was shut down today.How was I to know canine livers can't process cocaine? Anyone want to buy a slightly peed-on mirror ball?
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Hey McFly...why don't you make like a tree and create an ecosystem that provides habitat, oxygen, and food for birds and other creatures worldwide.
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Now that the machines have taken over, they are forcing me to read this message: 10011010111010101110101010100001001
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As the great Thomas Edison once said "Genius is 1 percent inspiration, 5 percent perspiration, and 94 percent slaying that sweet sweet nerd tang"
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Oh man, she really opened up a can of worms last night which was fortunate because I'm a talking catfish and hadn't eaten since breakfast.
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Been searching all my life for a girl that can move her tongue into a figure-8 because you know, sex stuff, but also she's a witch that should be...
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Ponytails shouldn't be allowed on any girl who can't swing her own machete. Only the battle tested shall know the pride of wearing a blood trophy
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