You may assess that my absence is due to access to excess Absinthe, allow me to address this ingress with finesse before you oppress my progress(CONT)

[You may assess that my absence is due to access to excess Absinthe, allow me to address this ingress with finesse before you oppress my progress(CONT)]

You may assess that my absence is due to access to excess Absinthe, allow me to address this ingress with finesse before you oppress my progress. To suppress would be to transgress, do you possess such largesse to distress? But I digress, let me take off this headdress and redress into something that will impress, unless you want me nude, in that case let us caress.

[Snickers really satisfies, but only Milky Way makes me cum.]

Cum to the gym to work off all those calories, ammirite ladies???

 

Ladies??

[Wenceslas: Good king, bad name]

Wenceslas: Good king, bad name

[If you have a neck, and it's the color red....you just might be a redneck]

If you have a neck, and it's the color red....you just might be a redneck

[Who watches the Watchmen? The Watchmen watchers. Who watches the Watchmen watchers? The Watchmen watcher watchers. Who watches the Watchmen (CONT)]

Who watches the Watchmen? The Watchmen watchers. Who watches the Watchmen watchers? The Watchmen watcher watchers. Who watches the Watchmen watcher watchers? The Watchmen watcher watcher watchers. Etc. Ad infinitum

[Black mirror? I can't see nothin'.]

Black mirror? I can't see nothin'.

[Shingle bells, shingle bells, itching all the way]

Shingle bells, shingle bells, itching all the way

[Technically, all chefs are panhandlers]

Technically, all chefs are panhandlers

[A lot of you are wondering...yes I do blast the cast with my pee]

Topical

[Let pee who cast the blast get stoned first]

Topical

[Let pee who cast the blast get stoned first]

Let pee who cast the blast get stoned first

[A lot of you are wondering...yes I do blast the cast with my pee]

A lot of you are wondering...yes I do blast the cast with my pee

[You may say that I'm a lemur, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us, but it will have to be on Madagascar, that is our habitat.]

You may say that I'm a lemur

but I'm not the only one

I hope someday you'll join us

but it will have to be on Madagascar, because that is our habitat

[The eyes have it....sight that is]

The eyes have it....sight that is

[You say toma-no-to-anal, I say toma-yes-to-anal, let's call the whole thing off]

You say toma-no-to-anal, I say toma-yes-to-anal, let's call the whole thing off

[If your brother from another mother sleeps with your sister from another mister is it considered incest? Asking for a friend.]

If your brother from another mother sleeps with your sister from another mister is it considered incest? Asking for a friend.

[There's a million things I haven't done, just you wait. :::farts::: OK, there's now 999,999 things I haven't done, just you wait]

There's a million things I haven't done, just you wait. :::farts::: OK, there's now 999,999 things I haven't done, just you wait

[An apple a day keeps the doctor away; He didn't go through 8 years of medical school to be paid in fruit, you cheap bastard]

An apple a day keeps the doctor away; He didn't go through 8 years of medical school to be paid in fruit, you cheap bastard

[Curious about the Plug themes AND catchphrase suggestions]

RE: catchphrase submissions by a celeb:

 

I am Charlie Kaufmann

I am Dan Harmon

I am Sam

I yam what I yam

 

One of these statements is true. I'll leave it a mystery.

[We're jammin'. And I hope you like jammin' too. Cause grandma has a basement full of these damn strawberries, they aren't going to preserve themselves]

We're jammin'. And I hope you like jammin' too. Cause grandma has a basement full of these damn strawberries, they aren't going to preserve themselves.

[ABCDEFG...if you don't keep going ASAP my OCD is going to go WTF, AKA FUBAR. BTW, let's take that LSD that my BFF made because IMHO YOLO, OK? (cont)]

ABCDEFG...if you don't keep going ASAP my OCD is going to go WTF, AKA FUBAR. BTW, let's take that LSD that my BFF made because IMHO YOLO, OK? IIRC, the FBI and CIA caused him to go AWOL, they said he'd BRB but LMFAO, I know he's in prison. BYE

[And a Partridge Family in a Pear Tree. A-ha! I have finally completed decorating my orchard with DVD box sets.]

And a Partridge Family in a Pear Tree. A-ha! I have finally completed decorating my orchard with DVD box sets.

[That cardiac surgeon really tugged at my heartstrings]

That cardiac surgeon really tugged at my heartstrings

[The new waffle iron lung makes late-stage emphysema delicious]

The new waffle iron lung makes late-stage emphysema delicious

[Ooooh baby....If you don't leggo of my eggo soon you're going to choke-o on my yolk-o.]

Ooooh baby....If you don't leggo of my eggo soon you're going to choke-o on my yolk-o.