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Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum? No wonder you don't remember where you buried the treasure. Cut back the sauce or we are getting another Captain.
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Catchphrase flu, coming for you. What you gonna do? Make your ears turn blue. Catchphrase flu, coming for you
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It's one thing to be handy around the house, it's quite another to give handies around the clock.
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You sunk my battle shit! Thank you, military sanitation department for doing such a great job. Together we can wipe out typhoid on the battlefield.
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One toke over the line my friend, one toke over the line. One toke over the line my friend, one toke over the line. One toke over the line my friend.
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Wouldn't it be nice if we were older, then we wouldn't have to wait so long.....to die of cardiovascular disease
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Still waters run deep, Muddy Waters runs cheap. All Blues albums 40% off with coupon.
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The oldest trick in the book is probably when Ugg gave two Mastodon pelts to Muk-Gluk for a handjob
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ABCDEFG...if you don't keep going ASAP my OCD is going to go WTF, AKA FUBAR. BTW, let's take that LSD that my BFF made because IMHO YOLO, OK? (cont)
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Next up on All Things Considered, the one thing that snuck by our considering crew, who should now consider themselves unemployed.Â
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I think I'm going to name my baby "Lon" so he'll feel special whenever Bob Marley sings about Babylon
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Trick-or-treat, drop that beat, something something Skrillex
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The best things in life are free. The yummy honey straight from the hive, the 287 stingers and that undiagnosed bee allergy that kills you? All free!
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Finally! A podcast the whole family can enjoy (and by "podcast" I mean hostage, and by "family" I mean me, and by "enjoy" I mean torture and eat
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There are no superficial blind people in the world, for they can never judge a book by its cover.
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If you build it, they will come. If you killed it, I will cum (I'm a necrophiliac).
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The Junkyard Dog is known by wrestling fans living in countries that use the metric system as the Junk0.9144 meters Dog
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Koko love banana. Koko love kitten. Koko make funny catchphrase.
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Every pirate and French sailor you ever met tried to warn you that gonorrhea should be called stayorrhea but alas, the last pirate died 100 years before you were born and you abhor the thought of engaging with a Frenchman.Â
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Personally, I think these "star wars" are a cry for attention. How much territory do you really need, General Clooney?
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The drama at the nursing home started when Rusty misheard "Respect your elders" as "Re-sext your elders". The activity room will have to be steam clea
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