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Game of Thrones Spoiler:Sansa&Arya backpack around Essos for a year to discover great food,have fun,fall in love,&perhaps learn a little about them...
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If you're gonna pepper spray me at least have the decency to add some salt, these eye potatoes aren't going to season themselves.
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Baa-baa black sheep have you any wool? Look at the nutso talking to sheep again.
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This is the show where we pray in interesting steeples
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This is the show where we look through interesting peepholes
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This is the show where we talk to interesting pee-holes
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There’s a condor over yonder I need to launder before it ponders why it doesn’t wander away.
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Cannibals are the only people who can truly claim they eat a breakfast of champions. They say that winners taste better but I’m not going to verify.
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The reason you see so many fat dyslexics is because they order a dozen bakers.
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Dead baseball players hate Mondays and love lasagna at the Garfield of Dreams.
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Welcome to the Dunder Dome, where two men enter, that's what she said
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Our specials today include Pheasant Under Ass, which is just a naked dude sitting on a bird. I'd stick to the Cobb Salad.
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Sure, crappling hooks will get you to the top of buildings, but the stench isn't really worth it
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San Die-go outside and get some fresh air every once in awhile, nerds.
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Comic Con-doms prevent pregnancy by carrying on about Dr. Who for 30 minutes every time you try to have sex
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Hey Hey, My My....Neil Young's vocal pitch is very high
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As a member of the PISS Army, I just wanna urinate all night, and tinkle every day
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Dads & Grads to the left of me, Auggie Doggie to the right, here I am...Stuck in the middle with you
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Condom DeLuise prevents pregnancy with fits of wheezing laughter.
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Flat-Girthers believe that the Earth is round and all penises are wide
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