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There's a whole lot of difference between "catch and release" and "catch, release, and..."
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Coffee? Bah humbug. That's just fancied-up water for the poors. Bring me my virgin tear colada
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Edgar Allen Poe was a mopey-ass bitch. Fuck that raven, never-motherfucking-more.
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My spirit animal is a Phoenix primarily because of the beauty of its feathers but there's also that arson thing I can't quite seem to shake
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I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum so could you lend me some bubblegum? I like to chew bubblegum while I kick ass
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If your brother from another mother sleeps with your sister from another mister is it considered incest? Asking for a friend.
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You got some real nerve showing up in a place like this. Which is great because those fake nerve cyborg shitbots aren't allowed inside the human zone.
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Ssssshhhh....can you hear that? A new podcast catchphrase is hatching from its egg
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Try new and improved 2016, the only post-2015, pre-2017 year you'll ever need
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A double rainbow is almost as rare as people who give a shit about double rainbows
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Little known fact: Eazy-E's dad started a successful hamburger chain. Nothing beats a Hard-E's mushroom & swiss & fuck the police burger
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Yahoo is just a stage name, his birth certificate actually says "Netscape Gregory Serious"
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If this catchphrase is on the Comedy Bang-Bang then Mama, see, I ain't a dum-dum that can't follow directions; I found the website, typed my funny words, hit the submit button now I'm going to use my manners to thank Mr. Earwolf, are you proud of me Mama?
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Weightlifters, you've got it all wrong. Lift with the back, you big dumbbell.
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My name is Chilly Willy, I'm frozen through and through. Frostbite has ravaged 65% of my skin. Please call the paramedics post-haste
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Add an "e" to Super Bowl and you have yourself a kryptonite-hating intestine
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You say tomato, I say auto-erotic asphyxiation, let's call the whole thing off!
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Triceratops? Should have been called Quatroceratops, packing a 4th horn in his pants and boy did that dino fuck machine know how to use it.
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All I've ever needed was the music and mirror and the chance to dance for you and oxygen, water, food, companionship, a roof over my head.
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In a hot spot? Plot your tots on their cots with a knot and get a lot of pot from Scott, better not stop till your eyes are bloodshot.
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Duran Duran used to be just "Duran" but the guy who says everything twice in Goodfellas was their manager and the rest is history history
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I'd rather have this bottle in front of me than a public choice mechanism for law-making, establishing rules, norms and standards and levying taxes
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