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Posts posted by Pure Guava
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Millennials don't own homes because they're too busy making wacky catchphrases! This is my 9-5, homie!!!
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A cross-stitch in time bores nine. Sewing is lame.
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9 out of 10 doctors agree Becky the new nurse should stop wearing so much perfume
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The show where we talk about interesting sheep holes. Welcome to Farm-edy Gang Bang!
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His dry wit was second only to his dry goods. Man that guy had a lot of merchandise.
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A decade of raves and all I have to show for it is this glitter lung...
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My middle name is Danger. Last name Field, first name Rodney. Nice to meet you. I'm a comedian, you may have heard of me? I don't get no respect?
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Plants don't think rain on a wedding day is ironic, unless you think survival is ironic.
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I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum so could you lend me some bubblegum? I like to chew bubblegum while I kick ass.
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I heard it through the grapevine for I am Dionysus, the God of wine, and grapevines are like telephones to me, ya dig?
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What is Kevin's function at Earwolf? I've heard people on several podcasts mention him now but not what he does.
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Every cloud has a silver lining thanks to Johnny Nimbus, sky tailor.
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Eyebrows are fur streaks.
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The meek shall inherit the Earth on one condition: They have to spend one night in God's haunted mansion.
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Batter up! Baby batter that is, right up yo momma to create a mini me. We'll be literal bros, bro!
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Yes, and. Yes, and. Yes, and. Yes, and, Yes, and. Oh dear God he's stuck in an improv hole again, someone get the fire hose.
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If you lay down with dogs, you get up with some fleas & perhaps a hybrid man-dog,depending if the dog in question is in heat & technology has advanced enough to allow inter-species breeding.
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Jeremy spoke in class today. Because his book report was due. Nothing unusual about this at all, not sure why I even brought it up.
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I am the Lizard King, I can do anything due to this government being an absolute monarchy which grants me supreme authority with no restrictions.
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If you quit submitting catchphrases you are letting the terrorist win. Keep fighting the funny fight. Children are our future.
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Do you think the schmuck in question is aware he's ruining this board for everyone or is he oblivious?
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The smoothest whales swim in the Pacific Lotion
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iPhone X, formerly known as iPhone Little, will only be available in black.
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No offense to other catchphrases but this is the best catchphrase and will forever be the catchphrase that starts the show
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum? No wonder you don't remember where you buried the treasure. Cut back the sauce or we are getting another Captain.
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Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum? No wonder you don't remember where you buried the treasure. Cut back the sauce or we are getting another Captain.